Start the week with some fun: Dumb Questions

It’s the beginning of the week, so let’s start with a  little fun.

Here are some dumb questions to ponder over:

  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?  idea-1880978_1920
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
  • Why is a boxing ring square?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? calculator coin money save debt
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
  • Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
  • Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
ad_GtGR
Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s